Twisted Thoughts Freeflow

Hi I'm Candace! A little crazy. <3 ASB, Math and Friends. Addicted to chocolate and a good book. Still figuring the rest of me out.
Fri May 17

fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

Why does everyone approve of such childishness? Yeah it’s the law. But the means about nothing when it regards congressmen. I don’t know if you know this or not, but they like make the law and stuff…including repealing laws. Plus acting like teenagers back talking isn’t exactly awesome or anything.

(Source: bidenette)

Thu May 16

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via badvirtue)

Tue May 14

et-lux-aeterna:

Sweater Weather | The Neighborhood

(via firethorn)

reyesx77:

askneppy:

callmeatthecrossroads:

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

POSSIBLE VIRUS ALERTI received this ask and I deleted it immediately, but I have seen people I follow getting the same ask! It sounds sketchy to me because I doubt there’s such a thing as an “Official Tumblr diet”. So if you get this ask DELETE IT!!!!!!!

i’ve gotten it a couple times today, sharing to let you guys know this is a thing

Yup, I got it too, be careful

[[ I got it today. It’s a real site, but it IS a virus site. If you put in the link it will bring you to one of those “give away” things and yeah. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY]]


What if its supposed to be a virus l, that way your computer stops working and you’re forced to go outside

That would be something tumblrs world suggest haha

reyesx77:

askneppy:

callmeatthecrossroads:

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

POSSIBLE VIRUS ALERT
I received this ask and I deleted it immediately, but I have seen people I follow getting the same ask! It sounds sketchy to me because I doubt there’s such a thing as an “Official Tumblr diet”. So if you get this ask DELETE IT!!!!!!!

i’ve gotten it a couple times today, sharing to let you guys know this is a thing

Yup, I got it too, be careful

[[ I got it today. It’s a real site, but it IS a virus site. If you put in the link it will bring you to one of those “give away” things and yeah. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY]]

What if its supposed to be a virus l, that way your computer stops working and you’re forced to go outside

That would be something tumblrs world suggest haha

Mon May 13
new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.


Oh the commentary

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

Oh the commentary

(Source: jape-art, via keinseele)

Thu May 9

nutrientnatalie:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

God help

(Source: im-electricsympathy, via herothevillain)

badvirtue:

smttnkttn:

upsimba:

gaksdesigns:

“Tearful” by Christina K

Holy.

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