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#sass
Why does everyone approve of such childishness? Yeah it’s the law. But the means about nothing when it regards congressmen. I don’t know if you know this or not, but they like make the law and stuff…including repealing laws. Plus acting like teenagers back talking isn’t exactly awesome or anything.
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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POSSIBLE VIRUS ALERT
I received this ask and I deleted it immediately, but I have seen people I follow getting the same ask! It sounds sketchy to me because I doubt there’s such a thing as an “Official Tumblr diet”. So if you get this ask DELETE IT!!!!!!!i’ve gotten it a couple times today, sharing to let you guys know this is a thing
Yup, I got it too, be careful
[[ I got it today. It’s a real site, but it IS a virus site. If you put in the link it will bring you to one of those “give away” things and yeah. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY]]
What if its supposed to be a virus l, that way your computer stops working and you’re forced to go outside
That would be something tumblrs world suggest haha
Yes.
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i made sum pancakes
God help
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“Tearful” by Christina K
Holy.
wut