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Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older, then we wouldn’t have to wait at all.– The Beach Boys (via bweewuvspaint)
Candace: Did you just run into the wall?
Jacob: Haha yea
Candace: Aren't you not allowed to do anything stupid in your uniform?
Jacob: (looks down and sighs) yea
Sibling relationships - and 80 percent of Americans have at least one - outlast...– Erica E. Goode (via rawrboo)
I weigh 12 stones
Student: What's in the box?
Hampton: A dead cat.
Candace: Are you sure its dead?
Hampton: I can niether be sure its dead or alive, unless I look in the box.
Emilio: *sigh* Physics jokes...
She lives where the white fence is.
Its long and orange
The reflected flames danced in her eyes turning the already yellow irises a flickering red.
Who taught her to open doors?
Aria: *opens door*
Aria: You in shower?
Candace: Yes... Close the door
Aria: Ok :D
Boys are weird.– Girls.
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I love how figured out I thought I had my life.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions,...– Oscar Wilde
National Novel Writing Month. 50,000 words in 30 days. Such a wonderful concept. Sounds beautiful. I’ve done it seventh grade Kids of the Junkyard, ninth grade Esoteric Academy, tenth grade Crazy Things I’ll Never Say Tomorrow, and the one I started last year never got past chapter two, it was to be wonderful! But I was busy. This years master piece is Faction. Finally getting into...