May 2010
12 posts
Ren Faire
It has been insane. Making costumes. Actually getting enough people for a decent royal guard. Handing me a shinai and telling me I actually have to fight and people will watch me do it, so I can’t just run away. Dealing with the weather (since when is ren faire freezing not blistering?). And then the drama of putting on such a big event.
Day one involved sewing clasps hurriedly onto our...
Letters To Crushes →
petite girl.
seeing you this morning was like being on cloud 9. i’ve missed you so much. when am i going to stop being so stupid and just come right out and say i love you while we’re flipping pancakes? i’m tired of being afraid. i’m tired of being introduced as your ‘best friend.’ change that to ‘boyfriend’ and next time we can have waffles instead of pancakes.
because you like waffles...
April 2010
20 posts
Life is a turbulent journey, fraught with confusion, heartbreak, and confusion....
– Lemony Snicket
candy: omg. ok this joke is so bad but what do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
a l y d no idea
candy: slap her. so bad XD
a l y d hahahahaahahahahahha. so using that one tomorrow.
Super file name
clientsfromhell:
Client: [Changed the source in a CMS] “I changed the file name to ‘logo-blue.png’ and it didn’t change to blue. It turned into a small box with a red X in it. Have you broken it?”
Me: “…”
I sooooo wish it were that simple. Hahahhahahahahha
CSTs...
ARE OVER…
Its a freaking miracle! That’s what? 10 years? 11 if you aren’t me. That is just too many for any normal person. Half the kids don’t want to take them anyways. Its a flawed grading system for teachers.
We have a few rebels revolting against the government. A few punk kids who don’t see how it benefits them. A bunch who’d rather sleep. A couple...
Haha.
clientsfromhell:
After the client received their first set of mock-ups for a Catholic church brochure with a beautiful oil painting on the cover, I received this message:
“Brochure looks great, but we’d prefer to use a photograph of Jesus instead of a painting”
OMG. Hahaha. If only they had camera’s back then… Hahaha
Candace: So any comment on Low's hair?
Billy: I touched it and he looked at me like I was insane and I told him you toooold me to
Candace: You didn't. I know. I asked. But apparently like everyone touched it though
Billy: Lol I would have... But... He scares me
Candace: He scares you? :O
Billy: Yea...
Candace: Why?
Billy: I don't know.
Candace: Lol I love you baby.
Billy: I love you too
Dear Mr. Esquivel:
I am writing to tell you that I have been a fan of your...
– 2010 CST
Prom Comments (Good or Bad?)
Brianna Cooksey: Wow Candace!
Daniel Stonebreaker: Yea you look good.
Tori Leo: Not like you normally do!
Jessica Ricker: Awe my little Candace is all grown up.
Haha. Prom.
I did not realize what an ordeal getting to on the buses would be. Not for me. But for my friends. Brooke’s dress wasn’t done and so they were working on it done to the line. And then they went psycho on the dress code for a while there. They weren’t going to let Queenee go. Eventually they decided to let all the girls with short dresses go. Queenee and Brooke both walked on the...
OneSentence →
A lot like some of the things I’m following. Basically its a story in one sentence. Some are cute, some sad, a lot are funny.
So I'm New
So I decided to join this. I really have never had a blog before. But at this point I think this is basically just giving me a bunch of cute funny things to read all in one place. And maybe a it will be a place to vent or keep track of my life or something. I don’t know yet lol.
I always get so excited with new things like this. I always want to make my own layout. Design neat pictures. But...