November 2011
16 posts
Skinny Jeans
Me: Can you still shove your butt in those?
Jake: Yea, I wore them for Halloween.
Me: What were you for Halloween? I don't remember.
Jake: Gay
6 tags
Me: *calls my mom*
Mom: Your brothers a whore.
Me: Hi mom. How are you?
Mom: Did you know he was having that much sex?
Me: No. Now I was wondering...
Mom: He's a whore.
Watchcatchthehungerjay:
smallerror:
trollsgate:
ibelievenarglesarebehindit:
free-the-ood:
peetatoast:
career-tribute:
HUNGER GAMES FANS: YOU MUST REBLOG WHEN THIS IS ON YOUR DASH. NO MATTER WHAT.
INSTANT REBLOG.
Shivers. Shivers down the spine!
you’re not able to not reblog this
Holy crap guys the notes
Yes please.
STOPIT. SO FANTASTIC.
Shivers. Totally.
"You know you're pretty, don't you?"
I hate that question. I especially hate when the questioner doesn’t take “Thank you.” and an answer and insists that you answer it.
Let’s take a looksie at your options.
“Yes, I know I am pretty.” And I bet you think you are the most beautiful thing in the world, vain little pixie. Seriously, how do you not sound stuck up when saying that?
“No, I did...
Grawl
My family… My dad frustrates me beyond belief.
So there are people staying in my room. They stayed in my room last month too.
No big deal…kinda.
I eat maybe 1-2 meals here a week. I get one ride to school…wait I get one ride to Victor’s school a week. I use electricity about 3-4 nights a week.
The reason they always give my room away is because I’m never here.
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