Me: Can you still shove your butt in those?
Jake: Yea, I wore them for Halloween.
Me: What were you for Halloween? I don't remember.
Me: *calls my mom*
Mom: Your brothers a whore.
Me: Hi mom. How are you?
Mom: Did you know he was having that much sex?
Me: No. Now I was wondering...
Mom: He's a whore.
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"You know you're pretty, don't you?"
I hate that question. I especially hate when the questioner doesn’t take “Thank you.” and an answer and insists that you answer it. Let’s take a looksie at your options. “Yes, I know I am pretty.” And I bet you think you are the most beautiful thing in the world, vain little pixie. Seriously, how do you not sound stuck up when saying that? “No, I did...
My family… My dad frustrates me beyond belief. So there are people staying in my room. They stayed in my room last month too. No big deal…kinda. I eat maybe 1-2 meals here a week. I get one ride to school…wait I get one ride to Victor’s school a week. I use electricity about 3-4 nights a week. The reason they always give my room away is because I’m never here. ...