peenisseverlark: living in the woods SHIA LABEOUF killing for sport SHIA LABEOUF eating all the bodies SHIA LABEOUF actual cannibal SHIA LABEOUF Why I love the internet.
lenafaye: Tis a peculiar thing to think about what a person that you have never met might be like based on their bed.
He took her by the chin and tilted her face until the sun just tipped into her eyes illuminating her irises a liquid yellow green. She tried to cast them downward, shrink from the blinding light, but he stopped her with a whispered “No.” So she stared boldly back.
elenarabbit: candybrie replied to your chat: Horney Stripper Power-Hooker My exes last name was Horney. Not stripper though XD Haha. I remember. Yeah, awkward sauce…they should make last names like that illegal. Hooker, Horney, Stripper (if its possible) I mean back in the old days people had their names after their profession…like Black Smith…to Smith? I think…? But idk how the heck Hooker...
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
keinseele: seasidehearts: i-only-feel-you: thesassylorax: thisdorkyblogthing: theradicaldame: yourgayfriend: emisummerful: You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead. OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. WAIT. I DID BOTH. WHERE’S MY BISEXUALITY AT? I bit them. I was an odd kid. …..sucked on them actually. I did both but I’m...
While watching my sister run around the street in front of our house, I pick a low hanging crab apple from a neighbor’s tree. The crunch, sourness, and secretive way I eat it take me back to half my lifetime. Nine is an awesome age. Your parents start to trust you to roam your neighborhood without a constant watch. You can really do things like climb trees so high. And best of all, your...
Sister: I have a fish and Chris has a bird. Why don't you have a pet?
Me: I have a pet bear.
Sister: But a bear will kill you.
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful in...
That moment when someone asks me if I want to know...
Play with my hair. Pick me up and spin me. Say sweet, corny, cheesy things to me. Call me Candy in a cute way. Read to me or let me read to you. Let me kill you in games. Cook with me or for me. Write me a letter and mail it. Tickle me. Make me dance. Carry me like a baby. Kiss my forehead. Say things in “Olde English.”
Haha I kind of wish I had someone to scream that at me then drag me through a quick montage and emerge understanding how to be “girly” or at least look like it. But I don’t really get it. I’m like online dissecting the outfits from shows like iCarly and Pretty Little Liars trying to understand what makes their outfits put together, acceptable for the situation, cute, and...