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Those mornings when you awake and can't help but marvel over the events of the previous day.

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:34:48 -0700

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:33:08 -0700

"…But sticking your fingers down your throat and coughing and then going OH MY GOD EW is not bulimia...."

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:39 -0700

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…But sticking your fingers down your throat and coughing and then going OH MY GOD EW is not bulimia. Fasting for a day and then “fainting” in the hallway is not anorexia. And “getting so desperate I seriously considered anorexia or bulimia” isn’t an eating disorder.

Bulimia is a speeding train with no brakes, bingeing and purging and bingeing and purging no matter how broke you are or how disgusting the food is or what you should be doing. It’s gorging until you can barely stand, puking until you bleed, and the city could burn to the ground and when it was over you’d still be standing in the ashes, bingeing and purging.

Anorexia is a wall of blue-gray ice, a miswired translation code that turns appetite into disgust, a terror you don’t understand, a fear so real you can see it and hear it and kiss it goodnight, an illogical logic that rewrites everything and you know you need to eat and maybe you even really want to eat but you just can’t because if you did everything would fall apart.

Desperation is digging through the garbage for nothing-something-anything to stuff in your face because you have to binge and purge right now. Desperation is standing frozen in the aisle of the grocery store for minutes/hours/years, and then buying the same calorie-free crap you always buy because you can’t eat it if it’s not safe. Desperation is swallowing laxatives like normal people swallow candy, just because you have to be empty….

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the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:03 -0700

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

It’s not true.

Someone came up with the idea but they never implemented it because it was too risky for people in these situations. If you are in this situation do what they say. No amount of money is worth your life. Call the cops when you get to safety. Do NOT try this.

amusealittlemuse: leonsballs: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijai...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:25:34 -0700

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:06:28 -0700

pizza: an epic trilogy

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:06:11 -0700

pizza:

an epic trilogy

lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:00:52 -0700

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:31:33 -0700

fishingboatproceeds: #sass Why does everyone approve of such...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:27:02 -0700

fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

Why does everyone approve of such childishness? Yeah it’s the law. But the means about nothing when it regards congressmen. I don’t know if you know this or not, but they like make the law and stuff…including repealing laws. Plus acting like teenagers back talking isn’t exactly awesome or anything.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 13:18:58 -0700

niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:53:00 -0700

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

et-lux-aeterna: Sweater Weather | The Neighborhood

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:13:49 -0700

et-lux-aeterna:

Sweater Weather | The Neighborhood

reyesx77: askneppy: callmeatthecrossroads: captain-kirks-perfe...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:10:15 -0700

reyesx77:

askneppy:

callmeatthecrossroads:

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

POSSIBLE VIRUS ALERT
I received this ask and I deleted it immediately, but I have seen people I follow getting the same ask! It sounds sketchy to me because I doubt there’s such a thing as an “Official Tumblr diet”. So if you get this ask DELETE IT!!!!!!!

i’ve gotten it a couple times today, sharing to let you guys know this is a thing

Yup, I got it too, be careful

[[ I got it today. It’s a real site, but it IS a virus site. If you put in the link it will bring you to one of those “give away” things and yeah. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY]]

What if its supposed to be a virus l, that way your computer stops working and you’re forced to go outside

That would be something tumblrs world suggest haha

lessworriesss: kushandwizdom: Click here for more personal...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:45:35 -0700

lessworriesss:

kushandwizdom:

Click here for more personal quotes

Yes.

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:37:14 -0700

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

Oh the commentary

nutrientnatalie: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:58:40 -0700

nutrientnatalie:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

God help

badvirtue: smttnkttn: upsimba: gaksdesigns: “Tearful” by...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:53:03 -0700

badvirtue:

smttnkttn:

upsimba:

gaksdesigns:

“Tearful” by Christina K

Holy.

wut

blueminuet: thefrogman: And original I made for...

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:55:16 -0700

blueminuet:

thefrogman:

And original I made for Slacktory.

i’m cRYIGN

edwardspoonhands: fr33dan: 47 pounds of ecstasy At first I...

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:38:50 -0700

edwardspoonhands:

fr33dan:

47 pounds of ecstasy

At first I thought this was someone just being dramatic about how much they love a cereal.

Exact Same. I thought it was just the marshmallows from lucky charms and I was like “47 pounds of DIABETES!”

How to separate the “kids-at-heart” from the others. It took me re-reading the first two comments like 5 times to understand that it WASN’T marshmallows but…ecstasy…